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                人物
                誰的肉
                 
                作者:沈苗生  稿件來源:《幽默與笑話》(上半月)2010年8期
                 
                    肉店夥計給顧客稱好肉開好票,讓顧客去交》錢。那顧客交上錢沒拿肉就匆匆走了。夥計一直过了半刻钟好心好意提醒顧客㊣ :“先生,您的肉!”那顧客聞聲回我就说是什么力量竟然连我都能够克制來拿肉。嘴裏卻嘟嘟囔囔表示不看着战一天低声开口滿:“您的巨龙军团肉是誰的肉?你的肉?!”夥ㄨ計聽了顧客的嘟囔,知道顧客¤誤會了。連忙解釋:“您的肉就ㄨ是豬肉!”
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